These muffins were not super tasty, but we couldn't resist the label. They did have a strong, cleansing character. The very happy woman image is from a vintage ad for Brillo pads. I'm never quite so happy when I'm scrubbing pots.

Moral fiber you don't eat can be a weird thing. Sometimes people use it to justify excluding some from the respect and dignity every person deserves.

This will go to my friend Juli, who is made of the very best real moral fiber, and says it on her forearm.